Tom Kitten arrives.
More importantly, Brooke Shields also gave birth to a baby girl today. Brooke and husband named the baby Grier Hammond Henchy supposedly because "Tom Cruise Sucks Ass" was already taken. Grier and Suri will battle for our souls in the coming apocalypse.
posted by pamcakes @ 12:39 AM
1 Comments:
At 3:13 AM,
my lollipops are sweeter said…
you are hot to report on Brooke's baby!!!!!! i am beyond disappointed that the world didnt end....altough it would have sucked if it ended while i was listening to middle aged gay men attempt to sing barbara streisand songs. i guess it just wasn't earth's time to perish.
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