Mary says to Joe...
**Here is a preface to the email I'm going to share with you from my friend mary. I do the worm. You know the dance move where you are on the ground undulating like the thus said worm. I only bust it out on special occasions. Mostly friends' weddings and under the influence of an open bar (on last count 4 seperate weddings = 4 seperate worms).
HERE is her Recant:
Last Week
Mary says to Joe: "oh, by the way, pam is crashing at our place on saturday and she's coming with us to the wedding...oh and I sort of volunteered you as the DD."
Joe: "when were you going to tell me this?"
Quickly trying to change the subject, Mary replies: "did i mention that Pam can do the worm?"
Joe: "huh"
Mary: "oh yes, she'll probably do it at the wedding
Joe: "yeah right....not in her dress...."
Mary: "oh yes...that doesn't stop her...."
don't disappoint, pam...don't disappoint!
let me know if you are still down with our plan!
HERE is her Recant:
Last Week
Mary says to Joe: "oh, by the way, pam is crashing at our place on saturday and she's coming with us to the wedding...oh and I sort of volunteered you as the DD."
Joe: "when were you going to tell me this?"
Quickly trying to change the subject, Mary replies: "did i mention that Pam can do the worm?"
Joe: "huh"
Mary: "oh yes, she'll probably do it at the wedding
Joe: "yeah right....not in her dress...."
Mary: "oh yes...that doesn't stop her...."
don't disappoint, pam...don't disappoint!
let me know if you are still down with our plan!
1 Comments:
At 2:16 PM, Unknown said…
haha..."did i mention that Pam can do the worm?" will now be my #1 diversionary tactic. It should come in handy nextI get mugged or kidnapped.
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