Pulled my Arse

A couple of days ago, i went to the beach with a few of my co-workers. We only work a stone's throw away. The thing is I'm new to the job..only a little over a month fresh. So, itry the best I can to make friends and find my social niche within work. This will always serve to make the work experience better. Anyway, so in my search for approval and place, I go to the beach to throw the frisbee around. Its actually alot of fun and my fat ass is finally getting some exercise.

We were playing a game very similar to 3 flies up. And so my competitive ass goes and pulls itself on the beach. Its pulled because of 1 of 2 reasons. 1) My ass doesn't get any exercise anymore because I work 11 hour days and 2) My ass is so fat that it can't stretch like once did.

So..today 3 days later. My ass hurts. I can't walk, I look like a gimp and its hurts to bend.

In honor of tomorrow's "talk like pirate day""
here are the results of my pirate personality test. Apparently, I'd make a good Captain. Arggh!

You are The Cap'n!
Some women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Woman of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

Its a slow day here today. I sit on my butt 10 hours a day..plus add to that the hour I have for lunch that I try to milk as much as possible. I really think my ass is getting bigger and my stomach is starting to rollover my pantwaist and onto my thighs. This is not a good feeling people.