WTF is Disney thinking!!!

Dude!!! Nice news I just received from friends back at Maggie while Im on vacation!!!! Maggie is no more. We didn't get picked up for a 2nd season!!! My shock has turned to sadness and after 1 second its turned to fíng anger!!. We thought it was pretty much a done deal until I guess the freakin' Aussies and Euros didn't much take to the show!!!

This is bloody Bullshit!!! I'm in a world of hate. And the show was good too. Seriously...what are they thinking? I know what, lets make a Lilo and Stitch 10 or better yet Atlantis 2.

Word from HCMC!!!

Made it safely into Saigon aka Ho Chi Minh City today. I slept through most of the flight...except for the 2 hours of "A Lot Like Love". Freakin' Ashton again. I think I was just tired because he seemed not so annoying.

Anyway...I'm off to see the preserved remains of Ho Chi Minh.

The Cu Chi Tunnels are tomorrow!

Latuh bitches.

The Decemberists and Death Cab as Fleetwood Mac

The Mp3 of this has already been floating around but here's a huge video from the Death Cab for Cutie message board. It's of The Decemberists and DCFC at Summerstage doing Fleetwood Mac's classic "Go Your Own Way."

File is big but fun.

MPG: Decemberists/DCFC - Go Your Own Way (8-18-05)
246mb

Here's the Mp3 as well from the Decemberists message board

MP3: Decemberists/DCFC - Go Your Own Way (8-18-05) or try this
MP3: Decemberists/DCFC - Go Your Own Way

Probably won't be online for a long time. Come and get it.

Going to 'Nam

Yup. Didn't know did ya. Leaving for Vietnam Sunday night!!

Things Ill be missing while off for 2 weeks in the land of hot pho:

1. This month's midnight ride in Echo Park. (bet the theme will be better than last month's Tron)
2. Seeing lil Anderson gain another pound and another inch. That goes for Liam too!
3. Paying $40 every other day to fill up my gas tank.
4. The 3rd season premiere of the O.C., bitch!
5. Hot ass Valley weather.
6. Checking my trashy gossip sites for celeb juice
7. Checking email every hour every day.
8. and finally....YOU!

Anderson Martin White

Weighing in at a whopping 9 lbs and 7 oz and a long and lean 22 inches.
Please give a big welcome to ... Anderson Martin White!

He's one hot kid!

F@$% ... I'm a hypocrite!!

Don't hate me because I went out in Hollywood. Last night I went out to dinner with out-of-town friends to Geisha House on Hollywood Blvd. Little did I know that it was "his place"; well partly his place. I also hear its partly own by Kutch. (Thats how Ashton and I roll.) and those other a-holes on that 70's show. Yes you got it...Wilmer (boo hiss) is also part owner. I'm kicking myself in the pants as we speak for going. I'm supporting his cocky no talent mug by paying good money to patronize his place.

Before going on with the negative repercussions of what I have done ...I do have to say Geisha House was neat. I liked the decor and music alot. BUT the sushi was on the okay side. Better than average..but not spectacular. The specialty drinks were nice. I had something fancy with sake, lychee, mint and pomegranate. Who really wants to pay $15 for a schmalzy cocktail. Apparently I did.

Its def a bit much on the hollywoody scene. There was too much bling, hair product and cheese for me to stomach. From what I hear its "IN" or was already "IN" but probably already on it way out. Just yesterday afternoon I heard that on the show Entourage Mandy Moore starring as Mandy Moore badly wanted to eat there. So now all the posers are trying to hit that crap up. Yes...I accept my part in shame. In my defense, I went to entertain guests from a far away land called North Carolina, i obviously didn't pick the place because I would have been very happy with going to a "valley place" and I was blindly malinformed before going to said establishment.

I take solice in knowing that, that place will probably start smelling like rotting puke in 3 months.

I hate Wilmer.

I hate Wilmer Valderrama for no other reason than he looks like a cocky son of a bitch.

And who really thinks the dark circles under his eyes are attractive.

Poor Mandy Moore probably got her first STD from him.

Midnight Ridazz Ho!!

Neon lights galore! You gotta do this! Friday night I rode my bike with about 400 other freaks like myself through echo park and downtown LA paying homage to the classic movie TRON. While wearing illuminated accessories, we pretended to be chased by the MCP as we yelled and hollared through the streets blocking traffic and hydrating ourselves periodically with non-water like beverages.

Every 2nd friday of the month this biking community gets together in bike grease solidarity to make there presence known. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not that nerdy where I go on a Tron bike ride every month. puh-lease. But I do look forward to the ever changing theme each month... so keep in the know at bicyclekitchen.com. See you in September! Meet at the corner of Echo Park and Sunset at the Pioneer Chicken lot by 9:30pm and your get bike love on.

Wedding Crasher Part 2.

Here's another of our favorite silk wearing wedding guest.

Her Lollipops are Sweeter.

To protect the innocent or not so innocent...this is one sexy slut. She has a blog about sluts talking about sluts and its funny as hell!

Some things she likes: pretty plates, corndogs, ruining lives, that hot bitch William Randolph Hearst and the slut supreme Tara Reid.

Read On! http://mylollipopsaresweeter.blogspot.com

Special Guest

One of these things doesn't belong here. One of these things is TOTALLY DIFFERENT!"

My friends Kelly and Oscar had an extra special guest come to the wedding on Saturday. If you haven't noticed yet, its a lady dressed to the nines in terry robe and cigarette on hand.

5th WORM accomplished

I just got home from the Roberts/Caudillo Wedding and I accomplished what I set out to do. I dont think there is a picture for evidence. But take my word for it...3 undulations in a row! (of course I was in a dress)

In Memoriam of Urban Challenge...

Its been a little over a year since the last Urban Challenge in LA. It was a poor man's Amazing Race...in short, a very fun scavenger hunt through the sights and sounds of LA by foot or public transport. Amy (my teammate 2 years running) and I came in 41st place in 2003 and in 28th place in 2004 out of over 100 teams. We would have liked to come in on the "teens" this year but that just won't happen, because the sucky Urban Challenge people didn't come up with a sponsor. The whole operation has been scaled down to 2 cities.

Anyway...this is from last years race at Checkpoint 9.

The clue was..

More Urban Challenge Checkpoints - Clues and Answers

Mary says to Joe...

**Here is a preface to the email I'm going to share with you from my friend mary. I do the worm. You know the dance move where you are on the ground undulating like the thus said worm. I only bust it out on special occasions. Mostly friends' weddings and under the influence of an open bar (on last count 4 seperate weddings = 4 seperate worms).

HERE is her Recant:

Last Week

Mary says to Joe: "oh, by the way, pam is crashing at our place on saturday and she's coming with us to the wedding...oh and I sort of volunteered you as the DD."
Joe: "when were you going to tell me this?"
Quickly trying to change the subject, Mary replies: "did i mention that Pam can do the worm?"
Joe: "huh"
Mary: "oh yes, she'll probably do it at the wedding
Joe: "yeah right....not in her dress...."
Mary: "oh yes...that doesn't stop her...."

don't disappoint, pam...don't disappoint!

let me know if you are still down with our plan!